Ash Ketchum Vs. Paul

[wraith89]

(Wraith89 v. randomspot555) Shoddy Warstory
(Paul v. Ash Ketchum) Shoddy Warstory

Based off a battle in the anime...

Rules:
What rules? Paul does not play by rules!

Pokemon:


(Poorly acted by: Wraith89)



(Wonderfully acted by: randomspot555)

Spoiler

6 : 6
v
wRAITh89 sent out Torterra (lvl 100 Torterra ?).
randomspot555 sent out Staraptor (lvl 100 Staraptor ?).
Staraptor's intimidate cut Torterra's attack!
randomspot555: IM GONNA SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FRIENDHIP PAUL
wRAITh89: PFHH. Pathetic useless Pokemon.
wRAITh89: They are all wimps.
ParaDoX65 has entered the room.
wRAITh89 switched in Electabuzz (lvl 100 Electabuzz ?).
Staraptor used Whirlwind.
wRAITh89 switched in Weavile (lvl 100 Weavile ?).
Weavile is exerting its pressure!
---

This kid comes in thinking he can show me the power of friendship. What a loser. I will show him that Pokemon is all about power.

6 : 6

v
wRAITh89: Is that the best you've got?
Weavile used Icy Wind.
It's super effective!
Staraptor lost 39% of its health.
Staraptor's speed was lowered.
Staraptor used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Weavile lost 255% of its health.
wRAITh89's Weavile fainted.
Staraptor's defence was lowered.
Staraptor's special defence was lowered.
---

Grrr... my Weavile... is a weakling. I forgot the loser got Close Combat on that bird when it evolved. Well, no matter. I shall destroy it.

5 : 6

v
wRAITh89 switched in Electabuzz (lvl 100 Electabuzz ?).
randomspot555: yeah remember my staraptor learned close combat against your hounchkrap
wRAITh89: Oh... stupid Weavile
wRAITh89: Useless little pile of trash
randomspot555: STARAPTOR LETS GO
randomspot555: BRAVE BIRD
Electabuzz used Thunder.
It's super effective!
Staraptor lost 239% of its health.
randomspot555's Staraptor fainted.
---
Ha. Chipped the birdy with a jolt of a little taste of THUNDER. We will win this battle.

5 : 5

v
wRAITh89: Ha ha!
randomspot555: ...
wRAITh89: Fry that bird to death Electabuzz!
randomspot555 switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
randomspot555: Glsicor, I know you've like never won a battle against the weakest opponents
randomspot555: but IM COUNTING ON YOU
wRAITh89 switched in Torterra (lvl 100 Torterra ?).
Gliscor used Fire Fang.
It's super effective!
Torterra lost 33% of its health.
---
Oh that thing again? Pssh... my Gliscor is stronger. But that weakling is nowhere in my belt. Let's go, Torterra.

5 : 5

v
wRAITh89: Your Gliscor is pathetic
wRAITh89: Let's go Torterra!
Gliscor used X-Scissor.
It's super effective!
Torterra lost 45% of its health.
Torterra used Giga Drain.
Gliscor lost 36% of its health.
Torterra absorbed health!
Torterra restored 16% of its health.
---

Hm. This loser apparently knows what type advantages are. Sap it of its energy Torterra! Giga Drain!

5 : 5

v
randomspot555: no you cant take my health
randomspot555: THTS CHEATING
wRAITh89: I never play fair Ash!
AlphaBeta has entered the room.
wRAITh89 switched in Ursaring (lvl 100 Ursaring ?).
Gliscor used U-turn.
Ursaring lost 26% of its health.
randomspot555 switched in Pikachu (lvl 100 Pikachu ?).
---
Screw the rules I have money! Erm, I mean, screw the rules I have Giga Drain!

5 : 5

v
randomspot555: ok pikachu THUNDER ARMOR
Pikachu used Volt Tackle.
Ursaring lost 43% of its health.
Pikachu was hit by recoil!
Pikachu lost 22% of its health.
Ursaring used Slash.
Pikachu lost 154% of its health.
randomspot555's Pikachu fainted.
---

Fool! Thunder Armor only works on Swellows! Now you shall perish.

5 : 4

v
Fallen has entered the room.
wRAITh89: Weakling
randomspot555: ...
randomspot555: PIKACHU!!!!
Fallen: random v. wraith
Fallen: epic
wRAITh89: How dare you show your face you annoying little rat
randomspot555 switched in Grotle (lvl 100 Grotle ?).
wRAITh89 switched in Honchkrow (lvl 100 Honchkrow ?).
Grotle used Rock Climb.
Honchkrow lost 38% of its health.
Honchkrow became confused!
---

... that idiot got lucky. I shall now attempt to use Sky Attack.

5 : 4

v
randomspot555: hah
randomspot555: its confused
randomspot555: JUST LIKE YOUR SOUL
wRAITh89: Grrr
wRAITh89: Show him what you've got Honchkrow!
wRAITh89: SKY ATTACK!
Honchkrow is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Honchkrow lost 23% of its health.
Grotle used Energy Ball.
It's not very effective...
Honchkrow lost 16% of its health.
---

Hmph. Honchkrap is right. I just got unlucky.

5 : 4

v
wRAITh89: ... you weakling
wRAITh89 switched in Magmortar (lvl 100 Magmortar ?).
Grotle used Razor Leaf.
It's not very effective...
Magmortar lost 16% of its health.
---

My newly evolved Magmortar shall deal with him. If I remember correctly, that Grotle is no longer as fast as it used to be.

5 : 4

v
randomspot555: oh no
randomspot555: you evolved your magmar
randomspot555: how'd you do it?!?!?!
wRAITh89: That's right.
wRAITh89: Off screen!
randomspot555: uh
Magmortar used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Grotle lost 126% of its health.
randomspot555's Grotle fainted.
---

Yes, I break the fourth wall. But never mind that. I burned his Grotle to crisp.

5 : 3

v
wRAITh89: Your Grotle is no match for my Magmortar Ash
Fallen: toasted turtle
randomspot555: GROTLE youre supposed to be defensive now
wRAITh89: You should give up now
randomspot555: I NEVER GIVE UPYOU MEANIE
randomspot555: POKEMON ARE MY FRIENDS
randomspot555 switched in Buizel (lvl 100 Buizel ?).
wRAITh89: Pffh
wRAITh89: Who needs friends?
wRAITh89: Pokemon are tools!
wRAITh89: TOOLS for BATTLING!
wRAITh89 switched in Electabuzz (lvl 100 Electabuzz ?).
Buizel used Rain Dance.
Rain began to fall!
The rain continues to fall.
---

A Buizel? Why does this fool not evolve his Pokemon...

5 : 3

v
Buizel used Aqua Jet.
Electabuzz lost 35% of its health.
Electabuzz used Thunder.
It's super effective!
Buizel lost 271% of its health.
randomspot555's Buizel fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
---

The rain just gave my Electabuzz an advantage. 100% accurate Thunder. Crispy weak weasels...

5 : 2

v
randomspot555 switched in Monferno (lvl 100 Monferno ?).
wRAITh89: Ha
wRAITh89: My useless Chimchar evolved under your hands I see
Fallen: what's with all the starters
wRAITh89: No matter.
randomspot555: OK MONFERNO LETS DO THIS SHOW PAUL WHO YOU REALLY ARE
wRAITh89: ... too weak...
wRAITh89: NOW DIE
Electabuzz used Thunder.
Monferno lost 83% of its health.
Monferno used Dig.
Monferno dug a hole!
The rain continues to fall.
---

Is that... the weakling I abandoned in episode 51? It seems to have evolved since. It shall feel Thunder... wait what? It lives? That's impossible!

5 : 2

v
wRAITh89 switched in Honchkrow (lvl 100 Honchkrow ?).
Monferno used Dig.
It doesn't affect Honchkrow...
The rain continues to fall.
---

Ha! You used Dig knowing that I had a Honchkrow waiting in the wings? Shame on you Ash Ketchum.

5 : 2

v
wRAITh89: Oh no you don't!
Monferno used Mach Punch.
Honchkrow lost 26% of its health.
wRAITh89's Honchkrow fainted.
The rain stopped.
---

. . . Honchkrap. Remind me to get rid of you sometime.

4 : 2

v
wRAITh89: ...
wRAITh89: Useless Honchkrow
randomspot555: WE CAN TOTALLY COME BACK FROM THIS
Fallen: hahahaha
wRAITh89: First Staraptor
wRAITh89: Now this?
dpmo has entered the room.
dpmo: gasp
wRAITh89 switched in Electabuzz (lvl 100 Electabuzz ?).
wRAITh89: Eat this former Pokemon of mine
Fallen: wraith will lose!!!
randomspot555: monfoerno mach punch this buzz into the ground!
wRAITh89: Who is wraith?
wRAITh89: My name is PAUL!
Monferno used Mach Punch.
Electabuzz lost 27% of its health.
Electabuzz used Thunderpunch.
Monferno lost 58% of its health.
randomspot555's Monferno fainted.
---

Now rest in peace... weakling.

4 : 1

v
randomspot555 switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
wRAITh89: I shall be the GREATEST POKEMON trainer in the world!
dpmo: are you guys role playing?
dpmo: Lol.
Electabuzz used Brick Break.
It's not very effective...
Gliscor lost 9% of its health.
Gliscor used Fire Fang.
Electabuzz lost 37% of its health.
Electabuzz's Static paralysed Gliscor!
---

It is that weak? You will evolve one day Electabuzz, and then I shall make you powerful! Also, Static means the weakling is doomed.

4 : 1

v
wRAITh89: HA
randomspot555: STUPID ABILITIES
Fallen: wait
randomspot555: when i started out pokemon didn't even have genders
Fallen: you guys actually made these teams...
Fallen: morons
dpmo: LOL
dpmo: Omg
wRAITh89: Who are you calling a moron weakling?
dpmo: I just noticed
dpmo: Ash vs Paul
dpmo: Lolz
wRAITh89 switched in Magmortar (lvl 100 Magmortar ?).
Gliscor is paralysed! It can't move!
---

This is even better. I make a perfectly safe switch in. This loser is hopeless now.

4 : 1


v
dpmo: Ash you be gettin owned, son
wRAITh89: Your time ends now, Ash Ketchum.
Fallen: You're not talking to your pokemon properly!
wRAITh89: Any last words?
Fallen: If you did they would be able to beat anything!
randomspot555: um
randomspot555: SHAKE OFF THE PARALYSIS GLISCOR
dpmo: Can you guys do a rematch? I didnt see it all :'(
randomspot555: now go, Fly Wing attack now!
Magmortar used Flamethrower.
Gliscor lost 63% of its health.
randomspot555's Gliscor fainted.
wRAITh89 wins!

Hmph. That was easier than I thought. Remember everyone, Pokemon are only for power. There is no heart of the card cra- oh. I mean, there is no such thing as being friends with your Pokemon! Weed out the weaklings and only raise the strongest and you will be on the road to greatness!

4 : 0

Fallen: now use hydro pump
wRAITh89: Hmph
wRAITh89: Pathetic fool.
wRAITh89: You are no match for me. Ever.
randomspot555: NO
randomspot555: dun dun dun dun
randomspot555: *crys*
wRAITh89: Pokemon are merely tools for battling, you fool.
dpmo: You guys still watch the anime?
randomspot555: ILL BEAT YOU IN THE LEAGUE PAUL
randomspot555 has left the room.
wRAITh89: Heh.
wRAITh89: We shall see.

FAQs

1) This is not like you wraith.

For the last time who is wraith? My name is Shinji, and I will be the greatest Pokemon trainer of all times!

2) Wait wait wait. So you finally did the whole anime battle with randomspot555?

Randomspot555? No no no. That loser there is Satoshi, and of course we would have this epic battle sometime. I just could not wait to squish that little yellow rat into pulp!

3) Why don't you know your Pokemon's genders?

I don't know... I don't check under my Magmortar to see if it is a boy or a girl. I'm sure that loser doesn't either... or does he? I have no idea... and I don't care.

4) What?! How in the world did Ash lose?

For not evolving his Pokemon obviously. And do you REALLY want to see what he does during the times he is SUPPOSED to be training his Pokemon? It is obvious why he is so weak...

Spoiler

Crossdressing again, wimp?

Thanks to:
randomspot555: For organizing this whole thing.
You: For reading

Weaklings:
Ash's Pokemon: You call those fighting fit?
Weavile: Swords Dance + Icy Wind does not work...
Honchkrap: I have to get rid of you sometime...

[randomspot555]

This was great fun. Too bad Shoddy only does 6 on 6 battles because there aren't too many to re-create from the anime.

Maybe:

Ash vs Gary next?

[wraith89]

Yeah sure. Johto league lineup then? *do I dare operate a Seismic Toss Charizard* ^^;;;

[randomspot555]

Yeah sure. Johto league lineup then? *do I dare operate a Seismic Toss Charizard* ^^;;;

Or a Heracross without Close Combat

[Varna]

One word.

wat

[Dead]

dat was wicked!!!!!!!!!
dat was awesome!!!!
when are you going to do gary vs ash!!!!?????

[Yes]

I smirked the whole way through.

[ParaDoX65]

Bravo! Encore!

That was a great reenactment. Paul's narration was great as well. I've wondered what goes on in his head. Can't wait to see a sequel!

[Guardna]

Can't see to see a sequel!

Lolwut ?

[wraith89]

Lolwut ?

You know what he meant. Does it matter if someone makes a silly typo? Just read it as the statement you hear all the time. >.>

[Pkmn 337]

lol really funny with the YGO things and all. Paul reminds me of Silver......they got to have some connection xD

[HottSushiz]

LuLz. Very awesome indeed. I must admit i did giggle about of some of Wraith's Paul acting.

[Ziz]

FAQs

3) Why don't you know your Pokemon's genders?

I don't know... I don't check under my Magmortar to see if it is a boy or a girl. I'm sure that loser doesn't either... or does he? I have no idea... and I don't care.

xD Hilarious...erm. Shinji. I was laughing so much while reading this...

[Turtlekid2]

Excellent. Good enough to bring me out of a rather lengthy silence. Alright, I admit, it was a coincidence; I just came back to see what was new around here and found this gem. And am I the only one who sides with Paul on the sliding scale of idealism vs. cynicism?

[memjee]

hahahha
"SHAKE OFF THE PARALYSIS GLISCOR"

That's something ash would say.
Whose paul? is that the new gary lol