Skeleton in the Closet, ParaDoX65 vs. The Bomb

[ParaDoX65]

I'm sure most of you have one of these teams. One that you made so long ago and never bothered to look at again. You know it's there, in the back of the dark recesses of your computer. The team that never worked, the team that would be instantly destroyed. When you look at it...it just makes you think "why did I do this...why did I do that?. Well, this team has been in the back of my PP folder for a LONG time. I decided to take it for a spin with The Bomb who was using one of his oldest team. The battle starts and I realize...I'm Doomed...

ParaDoX65:


The Bomb:

Spoiler

Rules: Evasion Clause, Extended Game, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause

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ParaDoX65 sent out Fluff Puff (lvl 100 Jumpluff ?).
The Bomb sent out Bandette (lvl 100 Banette ?).
ParaDoX65: Hmmm
wraith89 has entered the room.
wraith89: Blue blue my world is blue
Fluff Puff used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Bandette lost 13% of its health.
The Bomb: This is guaranteed outta date
ParaDoX65 switched in Growly (lvl 100 Arcanine ?).
Bandette used Taunt.
Growly fell for the taunt!

Well, it's the start of the battle and I already make a mistake. I knew that Banette has insomina and I was anticipating Trick Room. I should have used sunny day, because even without the sun, I would go last in the TR. >.> At least Growly gets a free switch in.
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Growly used Fire Blast.
Bandette lost 138% of its health.
The Bombs Bandette fainted.

Purging Fire, rid me of this ghost!
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The Bomb switched in GoldenEye (lvl 100 Claydol).
ParaDoX65 switched in Sol (lvl 100 Solrock).
GoldenEye used Trick Room.
GoldenEye twisted the dimensions!

Hello Claydol, face the Wrath of the Sun! Oh, Trick room...not good.
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wraith89: I remember that Solrock O_O
The Bomb switched in Moby Dick (lvl 100 Wailord ?).
Sol used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

Not the whale! Why must I fight him?! ='< Anyway, Sol sets up stealth rock to hopefully wear down some of his switchins.
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wraith89: our first battle
wraith89: ...
ParaDoX65: Not this one
ParaDoX65:
wraith89: Oh
ParaDoX65 switched in Fluff Puff (lvl 100 Jumpluff ?).
Moby Dick used Water Spout.
It's not very effective...
Fluff Puff lost 54% of its health.

I'm sure that this is similar to my Specslord, I hope you can take a hit Fluff. >.<"
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wraith89: And uh oh
wraith89: That Wailord kills
Moby Dick used Water Spout.
It's not very effective...
Fluff Puff lost 58% of its health.
ParaDoX65's Jumpluff fainted.

Specs waterspout hurts...
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ParaDoX65 switched in Pin Cusion (lvl 100 Sandslash ?).
Moby Dick used Water Spout.
It's super effective!
Pin Cusion lost 305% of its health.
ParaDoX65's Pin Cusion fainted.
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!

Since this team is so unbalanced, Sandslash will take the fall T.T I'm sorry I couldn't save you...
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ParaDoX65 switched in Ventus (lvl 100 Shiftry ?).
The Bomb switched in RedClops (lvl 100 Dusclops ?).
RedClops is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into RedClops.
RedClops lost 12% of its health.
Ventus used Sunny Day.
The sun began to shine!
The sun continues to shine.
RedClops's leftovers restored its health a little!
RedClops restored 6% of its health.

HA HA! All is not lost! Shiftry will let the sun blaze through the illusion of defeat! (I hope...)
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Ventus used Solarbeam.
RedClops lost 48% of its health.
RedClops used Trick Room.
RedClops twisted the dimensions!
The sun continues to shine.
RedClops's leftovers restored its health a little!
RedClops restored 6% of its health.

Eat Solar Beam Punk! *fail* I don't have dark pulse on this shiftry, I guess I liked the HP Fire and Solarbeam combo better ^^"
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ParaDoX65: fail
ParaDoX65: xD
wraith89: :P
RedClops used Will-o-wisp.
RedClops's attack missed!
Ventus used Solarbeam.
RedClops lost 52% of its health.
The Bomb's RedClops fainted.
The sun continues to shine.

I'm so glad Will-o-wisp missed, it would have cut down of Shiftry's "Last Resort"
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wraith89: Don't you have a dark move?
The Bomb: NO
The Bomb: RNG
ParaDoX65: that seems to be happening a lot lately
The Bomb: X_X
wraith89: Yeah I know
wraith89: :
The Bomb: Pain split would have pwned
The Bomb: X_X
wraith89: Whale eater
The Bomb switched in Moby Dick (lvl 100 Wailord ?).
Pointed stones dug into Moby Dick.
Moby Dick lost 12% of its health.
Moby Dick used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Ventus lost 152% of its health.
Ventus hung on using its Focus Sash!
Ventus used Solarbeam.
It's super effective!
Moby Dick lost 134% of its health.
The Bomb's Moby Dick fainted.
The sun continues to shine.

Not the whale again!
"Preparations ready Captain! SOLAR BEAM.......FIRE!"
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The Bomb switched in Bonehead (lvl 100 Marowak ?).
Pointed stones dug into Bonehead.
Bonehead lost 6% of its health.
wraith89: O_O
wraith89: Ooh MaroWAK
ParaDoX65 switched in Sol (lvl 100 Solrock).
Bonehead used Fire Punch.
It's not very effective...
Sol lost 24% of its health.
The sun faded.
Sol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Sol restored 6% of its health.

The notorious, TR abusing, bone breaking Marowak. >.> Sol can handle him easily >
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The Bomb switched in GoldenEye (lvl 100 Claydol).
Pointed stones dug into GoldenEye.
GoldenEye lost 6% of its health.
Sol used Will-o-wisp.
GoldenEye was burned!
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
GoldenEye's leftovers restored its health a little!
GoldenEye restored 6% of its health.
GoldenEye was hurt by its burn!
GoldenEye lost 12% of its health.
Sol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Sol restored 6% of its health.

My attempt to burn brings out that doll again. That will weaken his explosion (If he has it >.>)
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ParaDoX65 switched in Old Leftovers (lvl 100 Tangrowth ?).
GoldenEye used Trick Room.
GoldenEye twisted the dimensions!
GoldenEye's leftovers restored its health a little!
GoldenEye restored 6% of its health.
GoldenEye was hurt by its burn!
GoldenEye lost 12% of its health.

Purple Spaghetti FTW! xD
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GoldenEye used Explosion.
Old Leftovers lost 50% of its health.
The Bomb's GoldenEye fainted.
Old Leftovers used Power Whip.
But there was no target!

I knew that burn would come in handy
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wraith89: O_O
The Bomb switched in Bonehead (lvl 100 Marowak ?).
Pointed stones dug into Bonehead.
Bonehead lost 6% of its health.
wraith89: Wow Tangrowth is awesome
ParaDoX65: burn
ParaDoX65 switched in Sol (lvl 100 Solrock).
Bonehead used Fire Punch.
It's not very effective...
Sol lost 17% of its health.
Sol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Sol restored 6% of its health.

Marowak is back and out comes the sun!
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Bonehead used Double-edge.
It's not very effective...
Sol lost 26% of its health.
Sol used Explosion.
A critical hit!
Bonehead lost 248% of its health.
The Bomb's Bonehead fainted.
ParaDoX65's Sol fainted.

BIG BANG!
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wraith89: :3
ParaDoX65: overkill
The Bomb: X_X
ParaDoX65:
wraith89: You need SR on that team bob
wraith89: Seriously
ParaDoX65 switched in Old Leftovers (lvl 100 Tangrowth ?).
The Bomb switched in Greencat (lvl 100 Clefable ?).
Pointed stones dug into Greencat.
wraith89: Or else Focus Sasher will walk all over you
wraith89: Oh Greencat
wraith89: ...
wraith89: Uh oh
ParaDoX65: ...
Greencat used Toxic.
Old Leftovers was badly poisoned!
Old Leftovers used Swords Dance.
Old Leftovers's attack was sharply raised.
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
Old Leftovers is hurt by poison!
Old Leftovers lost 6% of its health.

...Why Greencat...Why...
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The Bomb: Focus blast?
Old Leftovers used Swords Dance.
Old Leftovers's attack was sharply raised.
Greencat used Cosmic Power.
Greencat's defence was raised.
Greencat's special defence was raised.
Old Leftovers is hurt by poison!
Old Leftovers lost 12% of its health.

Charging power!
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wraith89: Focus Sasher
Old Leftovers used Swords Dance.
Old Leftovers's attack was sharply raised.
Greencat used Seismic Toss.
Old Leftovers lost 29% of its health.
Old Leftovers is hurt by poison!
Old Leftovers lost 18% of its health.
ParaDoX65's Old Leftovers fainted.

MORE POWAH! > MUAHAHA!
*fail* I should have expected that >.>
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ParaDoX65 switched in Ventus (lvl 100 Shiftry ?).
The Bomb: Epic fail
The Bomb: =p
wraith89: BOOM
Ventus used Explosion.
Greencat lost 71% of its health.
ParaDoX65's Ventus fainted.
Greencat used Cosmic Power.
Greencat's defence was raised.
Greencat's special defence was raised.
Greencat's leftovers restored its health a little!
Greencat restored 6% of its health.

Shiftry! Explode! 71% isn't bad
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ParaDoX65 switched in Growly (lvl 100 Arcanine ?).
wraith89: Bark bark!
Growly used Fire Blast.
Growly's attack missed!
Greencat used Toxic.
Growly was badly poisoned!
Growly is hurt by poison!
Growly lost 6% of its health.
Greencat's leftovers restored its health a little!
Greencat restored 6% of its health.

Growly! Incinerate this evil blob!
"Bark Bark"
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ParaDoX65: Go
wraith89: Ewww RNG
Growly used Fire Blast.
Greencat lost 23% of its health.
Greencat used Softboiled.
Greencat restored 50% of its health.
Growly's leftovers restored its health a little!
Growly restored 6% of its health.
Growly is hurt by poison!
Growly lost 12% of its health.
Greencat's leftovers restored its health a little!
Greencat restored 6% of its health.

*sigh* only 23% and I've been poisoned...We've lost
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ParaDoX65: ...
Growly used Extremespeed.
Greencat lost 10% of its health.
Greencat used Cosmic Power.
Greencat's defence was raised.
Greencat's special defence was raised.
Growly's 's leftovers restored its health a little!
Growly restored 6% of its health.
Growly is hurt by poison!
Growly lost 19% of its health.
Greencat's leftovers restored its health a little!
Greencat restored 6% of its health.

I think Growly should have had Life Orb instead of leftovers...
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Growly used Fire Blast.
Growly's attack missed!
Greencat used Cosmic Power.
Greencat's defence was raised.
Greencat's special defence was raised.
Growly's leftovers restored its health a little!
Growly restored 6% of its health.
Growly is hurt by poison!
Growly lost 25% of its health.
Greencat's leftovers restored its health a little!
Greencat restored 6% of its health.

Prolonging the inevitable
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Growly used Fire Blast.
A critical hit!
Greencat lost 86% of its health.
The Bomb's Greencat fainted.
ParaDoX65 wins!

..............................................O_O. ..........(Thank you Lady Luck X_X )

wraith89: Ooh RNG
The Bomb: xX_X
ParaDoX65: O_O
wraith89: >:P
wraith89: lol so close
wraith89: Story this
wraith89: Someone
The Bomb: Eh, I'm too lazy
ParaDoX65: >
ParaDoX65: I can try this weekend
ParaDoX65: but don't count on it being up soon <-- (LOL)
ParaDoX65: >.>
wraith89: lol
The Bomb: Save it?
wraith89: yeah

For some strange reason, Battles with Clafable always seem to end this way, the targets of luck hax
Excerpt from http://projectpokemon.org/forums/showthread.php?t=3770

Spoiler

vs
ParaDoX65 switched in Stella (lvl 100 Clefable ?).
Pointed stones dug into Stella.
Regina used Superpower.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Stella lost 121% of its health.
ParaDoX65's Stella fainted.
Regina's attack was lowered.
Regina's defence was lowered.
Regina's leftovers restored its health a little!
Regina restored 6% of its health.

I'm going to win! Nido only did 60% w/ super power and I'm at full health >............*crit occurs*...........D:

This gives me inspiration to revamp this team. >:3 Prepare for the Deciples of the Sun to strike again! MUAHAHA! (Just Kidding )

I'm sure it's apparent that I only won because of that Crit at the end. Some times luck loves me, some times it hates me. Anyway, great battle The Bomb!
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[wraith89]

Try writing on Notepad before posting it up if you can. That is how I do my really long warstories/other stuff. Yeah... every single time, Clefable is just ASKING to be RNG screwed... so it really is not a dependable wall. For someone like me who has the worst relation with Lady Fortuna... oh boy... I get critical'd at the most untimely moments :P

But even then, if there are no phazers on the other side of the team (or Lucario or Infernape or Heracross or some other strong fighter) then Clefable is safe to mess around stall teams with... which is why I put in Mamoswine in my hail stall team. Main point? Do not depend on Clefable to wall anything... best used as support actually.

Anyways nice battle... and if it was not for that critical... that bomb guy would have won. >.<

[randomcouchpotato]

i remember when i took out a kyogre with an entei. i kept using stomp and kyogre kept flinching

[wraith89]

i remember when i took out a kyogre with an entei. i kept using stomp and kyogre kept flinching

If the Kyogre user was me, then it would be more than 100% probable... and add in a few criticals in between and that would be me.