Rate my team

[elninost0rm]

Keep in mind this team uses a few HMs (even though Surf is commonly used competitively) because I hate swapping with the PC to surf/fly.

It's probably pretty bad, but I'm curious to see where I can go with this competitively since I've done really all there is to do in the real game. This is my result after some intensive leveling and a pretty standard play-through. All EVs/IVs I can change per request, but I'll list what I have now. All natures are a result of decently high IVs (but not all 31 or anything).

All pass legal checker and are able to be uploaded in a battle video to the GTS.

ANY suggestions welcome.

Alakazam @ Life Orb
Lvl. 70
Timid
252 Speed/252 SAtk./6 HP

Psychic
Focus Blast
Shadow Ball
Calm Mind

Rhyperior @ Life Orb
Lvl. 70
Impish
205 HP/100 Atk./205 Def.

Earthquake
Stone Edge
Avalanche
Swords Dance

Magmortar @ Heat Rock
Lvl. 70
Modest
252 Speed/252 SAtk./6 HP

Flamethrower
Solar Beam
Will-o-wisp
Sunny Day

Jolteon @ Magnet
Lvl. 70
Timid
252 Speed/252 SAtk./6 HP

Thunderbolt
Hidden Power (Ice)
Thunderwave
Charge Beam

Empoleon @ Leftovers
Lvl. 70
Calm
252 HP/252 SDef./6 SAtk.

Surf
Ice Beam
Grass Knot
Stealth Rock

Dragonite @ Life Orb
Lvl. 70
Lonely
200 Atk./200 SAtk./100 Speed

Outrage
Draco Meteor
Fly
Dragon Dance

[Illithian]

If this is the latest post in this section, then this Competitive Battling section truly has died...

I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. If you can't even see the fairly LARGE section that says "Rate my Team," how in the world do you ever intend for us to expect your smart enough to play competitively? You just failed the first impressions.

I could turn this post into a rant about how idiocy is a plague, but to be honest, anyone who cares, knows, and all who don't are part of it.

[randomspot555]

There's a mega thread for in-game teams in the RMT forum.