Post your insane gimmick team here

[wraith89]

RANDOMSPOT555 EDIT: To stop the random complaining, while at the same time able to maintain some humor in here, all gimmick teams can go in here. As in, teams that would in no way function outside of being complete jokes.

Sound good? Okay.

Introduction

So are you tired of fighting those ugly uber teams unprepared? Well, I devised a team that's foolproof and will ALWAYS defeat. Ready?

The Roster





Magikarp@Focus Sash
Flail Sweeper
6 HP/252 Atk/252 Speed
Jolly Nature
- Splash
- Tackle
- Flail
- Bounce

With Magikarp you're going have a blast! So here is the idea. Since it rains in ubers thanks to the abundance of Kyogre, Magikarp's speed will double. Then Magikarp will get hit by Thunder, and Focus Sash kicks in, absorbing everything. That Kyogre will laugh so hard he will begin setting up, while Magikarp proceeds to Flail the fish, becoming a 5-4HKO to a max HP Kyogre with 1 HP while Calm Mind does 0 damage to the Red fishy! Take that! It's also 25.73% - 30.12% against a minimum HP Kyogre... so it's a guaranteed 4HKO! Also, a max HP Arceus is 6HKOd while the Extremekiller's Swords Dance will do ZERO damage against the fishy! This wonderful fish is gonna own people tonight! :P



Metapod@Leftovers
Physical Wall
252 HP/252 Def/6 SpD
Impish Nature
- Bug Bite
- Iron Defense
- String Shot
- Tackle

The premier physical wall of this team. With + 6 defense, he can take an unboosted Arceus's Extremespeed for a total of 12.17% - 14.47%! And he can take him down with a 63HKO Bug Bite while Arceus can only manage 0 damage with Swords Dance! That Bug Bite can also eat off a Pinch Berry... so if Metapod gets Salac or Liechi Berry... they're in for it!



Kakuna@Choice Band
Choice Bander
6 HP/252 Atk/252 Speed
Adamant Nature
- Poison Sting
- Bug Bite

With Choice Band, expect things to die horribly. Max HP Steel-type Arceus is a 25 HKO with a Choice Banded Bug Bite! In an environment where Psychics are prevalent, a Kakuna can easily switch into a Swords Dance or Calm Mind and kill off stuff with Bug Bite. To give you a perspective Deoxys-A can be 2HKOd if its negative natured. This Kakuna will NEVER get walled, EVER!



Silcoon@Leftovers
Physical Special Wall
252 HP/6 Def/252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Iron Defense
- String Shot
- Poison Sting
- Bug Bite

A backup bug... walls stuff like NOBODY else can do!



Cascoon@Choice Band
The Tanky Sweeper
252 HP/252 Atk/6 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bug Bite
- Poison Sting
- Tackle

Walls stuff AND kills stuff! This thing kills stuff like NOBODY has ever done before! If you are unfortunate to meet up with this member of this team, just hope his awesomeness Cascoon will spare you from the wrath of his evil eye!



Feebas@Focus Sash
Magikarp's Ugly Stepsister
252 HP/6 Attack/252 Speed
Jolly Nature
- Mirror Coat/Hypnosis
- Protect
- Waterfall
- Flail

You thought Magikarp was awesome? Just wait until you see the ugly stepsister! With Focus Sash, she is not OHKOd by the likes of Kyogre and WILL reflect it back with her UGLY stare (Mirror Coat), frying that poor killer whale into dust. If you opt for Hypnosis, the opponent WILL be outsped by the ugly stepsister in the rain and will be hypnotized into sleeping thanks to her UGLY stare and continue to Flail them and STAB Waterfall in the rain. This one's SURE to cause stuff to die horribly! FEAR the UGLY STARE!

Any comments? Please rate!

[Aarux]

Whew. O_o I can't tell if this a joke or not... I think it is, but...
Very interesting.

[Mewtwo Ex]

It looks impossible to win on first look. I'm going to have the clone's get me a Magikarp or a step sister from the fish market later.

[Aqueel]

I'm waiting for Destati to come in and yell ZAPDOS WEAK!

[randomspot555]

Mirror Coat and Hypnosis are illegal on Feebas.

[wraith89]

Mirror Coat and Hypnosis are illegal on Feebas.

AH! Thanks for telling me that
Gave people a choice b/w the ugly mirror and the ugly stare... choose your poison

[PokeDaemon]

I must say that you must have been very bored when doing this... Although I must that the team is too weak to Fire. Magikarp and Feebas' Focus Sashes won't work if you switch them into an attack, so that may be a problem in the event that your opponent decides to try Ho-Oh on you. I'm seein' that this team will be tough against the overconfident enemies.

10/10 for originality.

But it may take a bit long to win...

[wraith89]

Magikarp's fully powered Flail against Max HP Ho-oh: 21.15% - 24.76%
It's a guaranteed 5HKO! You can't top that! :P

EDIT: O_O
PokeDaemon, what happened to the Munch Crew?

[Varna]

I approve of this team.

[wraith89]

I approve of this team.

Thank you
I'll be sure to own with this team

[ParaDoX65]

Wow, this team is amazing! It uses the everyday pokemon and turns them into killing machines. Might I suggest that you include a Combee? It can pack a punch w/ stab gust or bug bite.

[FLOOTENKERP]

OOH AND A PICHU, OR CHIKORITA!!!

[wraith89]

Wow, this team is amazing! It uses the everyday pokemon and turns them into killing machines. Might I suggest that you include a Combee? It can pack a punch w/ stab gust or bug bite.

Post your Save the Queen team up next! We are getting more people in the RMT threads!

[ParaDoX65]

Can the loyal subjects and the royal guard defend the Queen!?



Combee@focus sash MALE
Timid
NO EV's D:
-endeavor
-air cutter

This is the queen's suicide lead. He comes out and endeavors and dies. (the Queen doesn't care much :P)



Combee@choice scarf MALE
timid
252spd/252Satk
-air cutter
-ominious wind
-mud slap
-swift

He comes out and sweeps. With his massive Satk, he can wipe out armies of enemies!



Combee@choice scarf MALE
jolly
252Spd/252Atk
-bugbite

He is the counter part to the Special combee up above



Beedrill@salac berry FEMALE
Jolly
252Atk/252Spd/4Hp
-subtitute
-swords dance
-brick break
-X-scissor

This is a royal guard. She caries a shield (sub) and can sharpen her weapons. after which she demolishes the opponent.



Beedrill@focus sash FEMALE
Jolly
252Atk/252Spd/4Hp
-Swords dance
-X-scissor
-Brick Break
-pursuit

This guard is much different than the one above. She calls herself the one hit wonder!



The Queen@leftovers
Impish
EV's: 90def/252HP/166Sdef
-attack order
-defend order
-heal order
-protect

If all of her minions go down, she takes matters into her own hands. She sends her remaining forces to throw themselves at the enemy and calls her other disposable servants to defend and heal her.

Will the queen be able to survive!?

[wraith89]

Finally! This team was so fun to fight against. So creative too Paradox!

Just one thing... MOST bees are supposed to be females. The male bees are very rare. So I think they should all be females... just saying :P

That queen needs Attack Order ><